Jokes, unusual quotes, et cetera.

Here's some jokes, quotes, stuff like that. Warning: They will be very, very, very silly (but in their defense, they are clean).

• Sometimes I lie in bed, staring up at the stars and I wonder: "Where the heck is the ceiling?!?"
• "You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windshield that said "Parking Fine." So that was nice."
• Some Star Wars jokes!
• Obi-Wan Kenobi and Luke are at a Chinese restaurant. Luke is having problems using the chopsticks. Ben says "Use the Forks, Luke!"
• What's the name of the nastiest alligator in the universe? Darth Gator!
• Q: What goes ha-ha-thump? A: A droid laughing it's head off!
• Duct tape is EXACTLY like the force. It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.